"I'm Nervous and Upset..."

The end of today places my departure for China in the single digits. Strangely, I was not a bit unnerved by this proposition-- that is, until I loaded up the Facebook page and pressed the button to friend the first person I knew was in the cast with me. At that moment, my bowels turned to water. Fear and anxiety began to rack me. I haven't even begun to pack! My luggage is too small! What do I even need? Why am I so hungry??

At that point, I had to force myself to go to the kitchen, grab a handful of Honey Nut Cheerios®, and relax.

After that, I started to get excited. I know that no matter what, I will survive. Luggage? Who cares. Socks and underwear? Unnecessary luxuries. Deodorant? Scent altering agents would just mask my natural pheromones! Blog? Yeah, I probably should start that. So here it is. I'll try to keep it updated on the escapades and adventures that find me in the Far East. I hope you come back for more.